A collection of witticisms from years in the industry
Great online campaigns depend entirely on passion, creativity and a big fat cheque.
The web designer who is in love with his iMac must seek professional help immediately.
The copywriter with the most deadlines won’t make it to happy hour.
The agency with the most awards must be investigated.
The account executive who uses acronyms excessively like SEO, CPC, ROI and others, won’t be invited to the company picnic.
Prospective clients who believe online campaigns are created automatically by a software are prone to represent themselves in court, too.
Anybody asking to be your friend on Facebook more than once is considered a stalker. Period.
The one thing better than a lot of clicks is a juicy convertion rate for your clients.
#hashtaging #almost #allofyour #post #isnotcool.
Your LinkedIn profile pic holding a beer might make your creative career atractive in some other industries too.
The closer the deadline, the faster the clock ticks.
If you drink, don’t tweet. No exceptions!
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