TOP 12 RULES OF CREATIVE AGENCIES

A collection of witticisms from years in the industry

RULE ONE

Great brand strategies depend entirely on insight, creativity, and a big fat cheque.

RULE TWO

The designer who is in love with his Mac must seek professional help immediately.

RULE THREE

The copywriter with the most deadlines won’t make it to happy hour.

RULE FOUR

The agency with the most awards must be investigated.

RULE FIVE

The account executive who excessively uses acronyms like SEO, CPC, and ROI, won’t be invited to the company picnic.

RULE SIX

Prospective clients who believe strategies can be created by an App are prone to represent themselves in court, too.

RULE SEVEN

Anybody asking to be your contact on LinkedIn more than once is considered a stalker. Period.

RULE EIGHT

The one thing better than a lot of clicks and likes is a juicy conversion rate for your clients.

RULE NINE

#hashtaging #almost #allofyour #post #isnotcool.

RULE TEN

Your LinkedIn profile pic holding a beer might make your creative career attractive in some other industries too.

RULE ELEVEN

The closer the deadline, the faster the clock ticks.

RULE TWELVE

If you drink, don’t tweet. No exceptions!